June 2009

  • Global Whaling Talks at a Standstill

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    I have a solution to the global whaling debate:

    Stop whaling.

    Okay, I know that nobody’s going to go for that, but world leaders should at least have something in mind. So there’s only one thing to meet a standstill in whale protection decision-making like the one we saw at the International Whaling Commission this week: a very dramatic eye-roll, heavy sighing and possible gestures of disgust.

    The thing is, there’s been a ban on commercial whaling since 1986—a ban that’s been completely ignored by Japan, Iceland and Norway. This complete disregard to the moratorium leaves the IWC looking like a complete joke—and, let’s face it, if they can’t enforce their rules, aren’t they?

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  • New Device to Protect Sea Turtles?

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    When I read stories like this one, two thoughts cross my mind. The first is, “Awesome! This is exactly what we need.” The second? “It’s about bloody time. Why haven’t we done this already?” Though sea turtle protection is long overdue—especially considering that all species of sea turtles are endangered—we can definitely welcome any protection now with open arms. Better late than never, right?

    Since many sea turtles meet their untimely deaths in fisherman’s nets, a new device is being developed to target these nets in order to protect turtles. Fishery managers are using a Cape Cod company to develop a device that will allow them to continue using fishing nets while still protecting sea turtles.

    Hopefully it’s not too good to be true.

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  • The Curious Case of the Star-Nosed Mole

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    Star-nosed MoleStar-nosed MoleThe star-nosed mole not only has to deal with a rather unfortunate name, this creature is not too attractive. Luckily, for this fine specimen, it has reached some level of distinction in terms of international recognition; namely, the star-nosed mole has been recognized by the ultimate authority on  everything, (no, not Wikipedia), but the Guinness Book of World's Records as the fastest-eating mammal.


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  • Teen Hoards Baby Birds in Bedroom

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    Most teenagers have something they don’t want their parents to find hidden away in their rooms—porn, birth control receipts, pot, porn, weapons, brochures for Mime College, porn. But I think it’s a safe guess that when you’re snooping around through your kid’s diary or secret under-the-floor-planks-stash, you really don’t expect to find a helpless, shivering baby bird.

    Let alone 53 of them.

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  • Save the Mekong River Wildlife

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    Dam will block migration routesDam will block migration routesIn the US it is easy to see rivers as recreational.  A place to sail, swim or fish.  But in many parts of the world rivers are often the life line for millions of of people. The Mekong River in southeast Asia is one such life line, and the residents who depend on this particular river say that the proposed building of 11 hydroelectric dams in Cambodia, Thailand, and Laos, will have a devastating affect on the humans and wildlife that depend on it.

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  • Save the Chimps!

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    ChimpanzeeChimpanzeeChimpanzees are smarter than we are. At least they are smarter than the average American college student at memorizing lists of numbers from 1-9. (I don't know if that is a rather sad commentary on our educational system or a big thumbs up for the Chimpanzees.) They are also our closest-living ancestors, and have amazing family bonds. You might even say that they have better family values than we do, but that is another argument for another post. These are but a few reasons that the loss of 90% of the Chimapanzee Population in the last 20 years on the Ivory Coast's  is a travesty.


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  • Insects as Pets

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    cockroachcockroachWhen you think of a pet in your pocket, it’s usually some fuzzy little critter like a hamster or a guinea pig… most people don’t conjure up images of a hissing cockroach. Many of us, after all, hire exterminators to rid our homes of as many bugs possible.

    But some people actually keep cockroaches as pets! I recently read about a family who has a menagerie of pets—including a millipede—and thought, what other kinds of bugs do people keep as parts of their families?

    It turns out that there are quite a few. Below are some of the most popular bugs people choose to keep as pets.

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  • President Obama is a Fly Killer!

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    I just knew there was some kind of catch. A man just couldn’t be that wicked cool, smart, tech-savvy and generally all-around groovy with two cute kiddies and an awesome, intelligent wife. Something had to give.

    Behold, Obama the Fly Killer!

    A fly on the wall has no business during a White House interview, says President Obama. While CNBC’s John Harwood attempted to get an interview in the East Room, the fly simply wouldn’t stop interrupting, buzzing his own intelligible questions into the president’s ear—and our Commander in Chief had had enough.

    Swatting the offending creature once it landed on his hand, he put a quick end to the multi-eyed invader.

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  • Ant Behavior: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

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    AntAntWe've all heard the same lament from our parents. Why can't you be more like your brother? Why don't you get straight A's like your sister? Now imagine your father as a scientist studying ants every day for a living. You have no sense of community- why can't you be more like the ants? (It's got a certain sting to it, doesn't it? Sorry, bad pun intended.)

    Bert Holldobler, a "bug scientist" from Germany recently sat down with the New York Times to discuss  his recent book, "The Superorganism: The Beauty, Elegance and Strangeness of Insect Societies" and his earlier book, "The Ants". The way Professor Holldobler describes bugs sounds a lot more similar to the way Marx and Engels described the proletariat than to anything you would have heard on the Animal Kingdom as a kid.


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  • New Report On a Most Unusual Mammal

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    Recently the Journal of Mammalogy featured a new study on a rather unusual little mammal called the long-beaked echidna. This study, which was primarily the work of Muse Opiang who was a research intern at the Wildlife Conservation Society during the study, provided much needed information about this rare little animal and the current status of the long-beaked echidna's populations.

    The long beaked echidna, also known by its common name the spiny anteater, has a spiked like armored shell and long snout. But it is not just the appearance that makes this animal so unusual. The long-beaked echidna is a mammal; however, instead of having offspring by live birth as most known mammals do, the long-beaked echidna actually lays eggs the way we often see various types of reptiles doing.

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  • What goes around, comes around

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  • Ooh, It’s Raining Frogs, Yeah

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    While it’s doubtful that the Weather Girls would advise you to leave your umbrellas at home if it were indeed amphibians falling from the sky rather than men, the fact still remains that tadpoles are apparently falling from the skies of Japan.

    And I say “skies” because the phenomenon seems to be taking place in multiple cities. On June 4 in one city, Nanao, over 100 dead tadpoles were covering car windshields for 30 meters in a civic center parking lot. Others were found in nearby yards.

    Only two days later in another city, Hakusan, more tadpole downpours were reported.

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  • Sperm Whales Make Great Babysitters

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    Yes, moms and dads at your wit’s end, constantly searching for a decent sitter who won’t monopolize the phone, screw up your TiVo and leave your house smelling like fried opossum—your solution is before you: the sperm whale!

    As scientists have recently discovered, sperm whale mothers organize their babysitting sessions—much like human moms and dads do for carpooling—so they can take turns hunting for food. Apparently the commute of 2,000 feet below sea level to search for squid to eat is too much for whale tykes, so the mamas just take turns.

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  • Hanford's Nuclear Bees

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    Nuclear BeesNuclear Bees

    Mr. Burns: I suggest to you leave immediately.

    Homer Simspson: Or what? You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead—do your worst!

    Well Homer, another infamous nuclear power plant owner (the federal government)  recently one-upped mean old Mr. Burns. How about dogs that shoot radioactive wasps when they bark? Today it was revealed that several radioactive wasp nests have been discovered at the Hanford Nuclear Reservation in Washington State.

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  • Ground Sloths: Giants of the Ancient World

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    Normal tree sloths are weird enough as they are. With their round, marble-like eyes, big pink snouts and curved, long-nailed claws (resembling the “god’s” claws in the movie 10,000 BC) all topped with a mop of long hippy-blond fur, there’s definitely no other creature alive who looks like a sloth.

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  • Sugar Bears as Pets

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    Though not really bears, sugar bears are just as likely to tug at your heart as a teddy bear might. Also known as sugar gliders, these tiny Australian marsupials’ scientific name is Petaurus breviceps (literally, “short-headed rope-dancer”).

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