October 2009

  • Globsters: Aptly named mysteries of the deep

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    St. Augustine Monster: The earliest recorded globster.St. Augustine Monster: The earliest recorded globster.The sea has yielded many a mystery since man began strolling her beaches. Anyone who has been to a beach has seen the occasional slimy thing washing around in the tide or strewn across the beach, but what do you do when that thing weighs two tons and stinks up the whole town? First you name it, and the chosen name for such things is Globster.

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  • Chupacabra Video?

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    ChupacabraChupacabraI just ran across some video which CNN aired last month, of a supposed chupacabra found in Texas.  You can watch the video here and make your own decisions - personally, I am 110 percent sure that this is a coyote with mange.

    We have seen this problem before, with coyotes, bears, foxes, and raccoons.  Although most cases of mange result merely in a patchy (or "mangy" if you will) coat, some cases can be so extreme that the animal loses every single hair on its body.  These poor suffering animals - who look quite alien by this point - are then driven to unusual lengths in order to get a meal.  Like raiding a rancher's barn, as happened with this Texas incident.


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  • The Cat-Fox of Borneo

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    Sometimes it's easy to get jaded about the world.  It seems like every inch of the planet has been thoroughly trampled, recorded, and uploaded to the internet.  The search for cryptids starts to seem a bit silly and old fashioned, like trainspotting, or collecting matchbooks.

    However, it's important to remember that in fact the world still has many wild places in it, and animals still hide there.  Such is the case of the cat-fox, which is a new animal discovered in Borneo by World Wildlife Fund researchers in 2003.

    The cat-fox was first discovered thanks to a trap camera, which caught two stills.  Both photographs were clear enough to easily determine that this was a new species, possibly related to the civet cat or the Fossa of Madagascar.  The animal resembles a cross between a cat and a fox (but you probably guessed that already).


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  • When Cryptids Turn Out To Be Regular Animals

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    Ninki Nanka Drawn By A ChildNinki Nanka Drawn By A ChildThere have been two Destination Truth episodes recently in which the cryptid was basically revealed to be a plain old animal.  A dangerous animal, but not a cryptozoological one by any stretch of the imagination!

    Last night I watched the Destination Truth team travel to the remote Amazonian rainforest of Peru tracking down reports of the chullacahqui.  According to the description, I thought the chullacahqui was going to be related to the chupacabra, except that the chullacahqui is only reported to attack humans (while the chupacabra usually limits itself to livestock).  

    Destination Truth described the chullacahqui as a short bipedal somewhat anthropomorphic forest menace.  It was said to have lept out of the brush and attacked its victims, with fists and sharp teeth.  Sort of like a really mean orangutan, with a cat face.


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  • Rubber Boa: The Pacific Northwest's Native Boa Constrictor

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    We have garter snakes here in the coastal Pacific Northwest, but boa constrictors?  Yep, it's true!

    When I first read about the Rubber Boa on the Northwest Herps page, I was sure it was a prank.  Rubber Boa, sure, you just bought it from a bin alongside rubber spiders and rubber ants, right?  But no, it turns out that the Rubber Boa is a real thing, and surprisingly common in the West.  Its range extends west all the way to the Pacific, and north all the way to southern British Columbia.


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  • Pink Fairy Armadillos Do Not Grant Wishes

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    They’re not winged, they don’t sparkle, and they don’t have their own straight-to-DVD Disney specials. But Pink Fairy Armadillos, also known as Pichiciego or Chlamyphorus truncatus, are the smallest of their family. If you’re the shortest person in your family, you’ve probably been called a fairy or worse.

    But seriously, they get their names from their pinkish color. They’re actually about 3 to 5 inches long without their tails included. If you’ve ever seen an armadillo (and we’ve seen a few dead on the side of the road in these here parts), you know that’s pretty freaking small.

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  • Halloween + Crazy Cat People = Cats in Pathetic Costumes

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    Crazy Cat LadyCrazy Cat LadyBy far, the craziest breed of pet owner has to be the feline fanatic. I mean, what other pet owners have their own class of crazy attributed to them(as well as their own action figure!)? And Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome is no joke!

    What's really baffling is that in their obsession with their cats, Crazy Cat People will do the weirdest things to these innocent, yet useless animals. Don't believe me? Check out these cats in costume. These cats don't look amused or cute in the costumes made by, or picked by their misguided and possibly unstable owners.

     

    Cat Costume Horrors!

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  • Sugar Gliders

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    Sugar GliderSugar GliderSugar gliders are another exotic, nocturnal pet that are among the more commonly kept, (when it comes to exotic pets). They are small marsupials native to Australia, New Guinea, New Zealand, and Tasmania. Their small size, big eyes and cute, cuddly features make them very appealing, and they can fly!

    While they are typically impossible to potty train, you can train them to fly to your hand and get along with other pets in your household. They are very lovable and affectionate animals who need the company of other sugar gliders and lots of love attention from their owners to be happy and fulfilled.

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  • Pet Fennec Foxes

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    Here foxy foxy! Fennec fox, my pet!Here foxy foxy! Fennec fox, my pet!

    Fennec foxes are nocturnal omnivores native to the North Africa desert. They are small, large earred creatures that never exceed 3 lbs and are extremely social and playful. Not considered domestic, these exotic pets are kept in the U.S.A., Canada, and Japan although jurisdiction varies, meaning they are not legal in all states.

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  • Really Big Birds: Roc, Thunderbird, and Cryptids

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    Really big birds are an interesting category in cryptozoology.  Most people consider these to be nothing but fictional legends, the simple up-scaling of existing large birds like bald eagles and condors.  It certainly doesn't take much imagination to invent "something just like that bird over there, only bigger."

    However, there are also vexing reports of really big birds which occasionally surface every few years.  Cryptozoologists speculate that some of these reports could be sightings of surviving pterodactyls (which went extinct X million years ago), or of teratorns (which went extinct only 6,000 years ago).  Teratorns were larger relatives of the condor, and lived in North America.  Many excellent examples of teratorns have been recovered from the La Brea tar pits in Los Angeles.


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  • The Horseshoe Crab: Nature's Freaky Doorstop

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    And now for a truly weird creature - but one which is very much a real animal.  The horseshoe crab is about as alien as an animal can get.  The family Limulidae consists of four living varieties of horseshoe crab: one native to Japan, two native to India, and one native to the eastern United States.  

    I have an early childhood memory of being startled and terrified by the sight of a flipped-over horseshoe crab.  I can't remember who flipped it over or why, but I do remember that I had thought it was an inanimate object like a big seashell.  An understandable mistake, particularly for a small child!  The sight of all those legs flibberty gibbeting around - that sight has really stuck with me.


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  • Muntjac or Capybara? Another English Mystery Animal

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    Is it just me, or is England positively infested with random bizarre animals?  Most of the "beast" sightings are presumed by many people to be escaped or released exotic cats like leopards and panthers.  Do these animals get released more often in England?  Is it just that England is so much more crowded than the United States, so these animals are more likely to be seen?

    At any rate, Cryptomundo is reporting on a new mystery animal being spotted in England.  A number of spotters believe that it is a capybara, the world's largest rodent.  However, a local naturalist believes that the sightings are in fact of muntjac, the world's smallest deer.

    What the what?


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  • All I Want Is A Micro-Pig For Christmas

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    photo by Daily Mail U.K.photo by Daily Mail U.K.Irresistibly cute, micro pigs are the latest trend in miniature pets and are fast becoming popular amongst the British celebrity set. Bred to be even smaller than potbellied pigs, micro pigs or 'teacup pigs' are making their debut in the U.K. thanks to Jane Croft, an investment banker turned teacup pig breeder.

    Easy to care for and highly intelligent, pigs make excellent pets for folks who suffer from allergies. When fully grown, micro pigs stand about knee heigh and can weigh up to 65 pounds versus potbellied pigs who weigh up to 90 pounds when fully grown.

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  • The Amazing File Clam

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    The file clam is electrifying, to say the least. Watch this documentary snippet to see this amazing clam "show its stuff".

     

  • Black-footed Ferrets: Back in Saskatchewan's Grasslands National Park

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    The black-footed Ferret, or Mustela nigripes for you Latinists, is a small carnivorous North American prairie animal that lives in complicated social clusters and burrow complexes. It is the only ferret native to North America. Ferrets are kin to weasels, mink, polecats, martens, and even otters, and badgers. Te Black-footed ferret should not be confused with the domesticated ferret, popular as a pet and not at all in danger—and not native to North America. The black-footed ferret is native, and is the rarest mammal in North America. Mustela nigripes was declared extinct in Canada in 1934, and endangered in the U. S. in 1967.

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  • Walking Sam - An Interesting Lesson in Cryptozoology

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    Cryptomundo has a really interesting article about "Walking Sam," a cryptid or paranormal phenomenon I hadn't previously heard of.  The article quotes Mike Crowley, a man who was attending a Tribal Council meeting of the Sioux in South Dakota.

    An elderly woman stood up at the meeting and asked for official help with Walking Sam.  She described Walking Sam as "a big man in a tall hat."  His appearance is connected to teen suicides; according to the woman, he causes them.  She asked for additional police foot patrols in the area.

    Bigfoot has been sighted in the Dakotas, so there is that legacy to keep in mind.  But as Crowley himself points out, the story of Walking Sam could also be "a plea for help with teen suicides - a plea that needs to be translated through a cultural filter."


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  • Psycho Rabbits Go After Snakes

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    These are definitely not the bunnies you want to get for your five-year-old’s birthday.

    Two wild rabbits, apparently avid fans of Cujo, have been terrorizing the snake population of Cairns, Australia. Armando Del Manso, 42, has been finding dead snakes on his East Barron property for the better part of three weeks. Each snake was riddled with teeth marks, making Del Manso believe that his dog was to blame.

    And who wouldn’t want to think that Fido was a snake eater, fiercely protecting Master and property? That’s why it was so surprising when the boilmaker discovered that it was not man’s best friend, but Flopsy and Mopsy who were on the snake-killing rampage.

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  • Drunk Monkeys

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    This is actually amazing and makes me think of media mogul Ted Turner. These monkeys steal booze from fat American tourists, again, similar to Turner, if you do the quick Advertising dollars to drinks equation. The other monkeys respect the heavier drinking monkeys, again, nobody drinks like Turner and he's the boss of one of the largest media conglomerates out there.

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