This is actually amazing and makes me think of media mogul Ted Turner. These monkeys steal booze from fat American tourists, again, similar to Turner, if you do the quick Advertising dollars to drinks equation. The other monkeys respect the heavier drinking monkeys, again, nobody drinks like Turner and he's the boss of one of the largest media conglomerates out there.

Another cool fact is that the monkeys drink in the same percentages as humans pretty much. About 12 percent booze til they are good and buzzed while another five percent drink til they can't walk, like my friend Barney and I, who share like 98 percent of our DNA with these little booze-hounds. Some of these monkeys are even squares. Some reject the booze altogether and only steal non-alcoholic drinks. They also go to bed at 9, enjoy reading and have a cat named Noodles who is their best friend. Anyway, it's cool that Mother Nature knows how to get loose too. There are some elephants in Africa that make an annual pilgrimage to some fermented fruit, but that's for another post. People often try to draw lines about the differences between humans and animals, but this is just another sign that we should throw out the lines and just buy a round for all the animals.